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"Ferret Shop" Lyrics

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Yeah, uh-huh

So destructive 

Garret Ferret in The houseee

I'll take you to the ferret shop

Got a ferret named lollipop 

Go ahead, guy, don't you stop

Keep goin' until there's a ferret you want, whoa

I'll take you to the ferret shop (Yeah)

Ill show you what ferrets are hot (Uh-huh)

I'll have you spendin' all you got (Come on)

Keep goin' until you buy this shop, whoa

You could have any ferret, how do you want it?

You gon' get that ferret or should i sell you on it?

These ferrets be ugly, okay, take it to the next level

These ones are cuter, but they don't wanna settle 

I'll break it down for you now, guy, it's simple

If you tryin to buy it, I'm trying to sell it

In the hotel, or in the back of the rental

In the store or in the park, it's whatever you ento

Got those healthy ferrets, I'm the ferret doctor

Have your friends teasin' you 'bout how sprung I got you

Wanna buy yourself a ferret, guy? No problem

Get your wallet, then bounce around like a low rider

I'm a seasoned vet when it come to fer-rets

After you buy a ferret, then you could play with it

I'm tryin' to explain, guy, the best way I can

Take your ferrets to the beach and let them play in the sand (ha ha)

I'll take you to the ferret shop

Got a ferret named lollipop 

Go ahead, guy, don't you stop

Keep goin' until there's a ferret you want, whoa

I'll take you to the ferret shop (Yeah)

Ill show you what ferrets are hot (Uh-huh)

I'll have you spendin' all you got (Come on)

Keep goin' until you buy this shop, whoa

Guy, who we sell (Who we sell)

And what ferrets we sell (Ferrets we sell)

The ferrets you buy (ferrets you buy)

Are just between you and I, yeah (Oh yeah)

Ill give you a ferret, guy, nice and slow

It'll climb on top, ride ya like a rodeo

You ain't never heard a sound like this before

Your hoe won't let you bring your ferret around anymore

Soon as I come through the door

My ferret is all chipper

It's like it's a race, to see if I can feed it quicker

Isn't it ironic, how hypontic it is to watch them ferrets so long?

Had me thinkin' 'bout that ferret after I'm gone

I pet the right spot at the right time

Lights on or lights off, that ferret like to be pet from behind

So destructive, this ferret should be fined

The mess on the floor really puts me in a bind

If that ferret ain't stoppin', homie, then I'm still shoppin'

Shoppin' for a new ferret friend, my money ain't stoppin'

Let's go toGarrett's Ferrets, it's on!

And we gon' shop 'til every ferret in his store is gone

I'll take you to the ferret shop

Got a ferret named lollipop 

Go ahead, guy, don't you stop

Keep goin' until there's a ferret you want, whoa

I'll take you to the ferret shop (Yeah)

Ill show you what ferrets are hot (Uh-huh)

I'll have you spendin' all you got (Come on)

Keep goin' until you buy this shop, whoa

I'll take you to the ferret shop

Got a ferret named lollipop 

Go ahead, guy, don't you stop

Keep goin' until there's a ferret you want, whoa

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"Ferret Freak" Lyrics

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Let me know if you are or know of a producer who would want to sign me. I only perform with my ferrets. Here are the lyrics so you can sing along:

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uhh it's Garrett Ferret in the house... turn the noise up all of you ferret lovers!

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If you want a pet, but one that's unique
time to join the ferret clique.
I liked a pet who liked to play under the sheets
Who wanted to dig for all kinds of  treats
So I went onto kijiji so I could seek
a tiny, little ferrett freak

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I found a ferret and got him a bow
Quite a pricey little fellow,
He likes to escape 
he gobbles up my  grapes MMM
he bites when he’s mad!
My bleeding fingers make me sad
He likes to poo in my shoe
UHHH what am I going to do?

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My ferret just vanished, oh no!
He ran off with a ferret hoe,
Off to the streets with him
the chances of finding is slim

Ferrets, squirrels, and escapees– oh my!
Losing my ferrett makes me wanna die
gotta get to garretts farrets quick,
before I shoot myself in the prick

Ferrets don't come for free 
get your own ferret for a fee 
give garrett some monnnn eee 
down at garretts ferrets, you'll see

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About Us

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Garrett's Ferrets began in 2021 with a mission to feed animal lovers’ needs. We offer a variety of services including ferret party rentals, ferret cakes, small pet photography, grooming and live ferrets from our reputable home breeding facility. We also have some awesome merch!